That Hunter, he makes me LAUGH!

Cute Hunter Sayings Lately

Dad!  We have got to go outside because it is just so gorgeous!  Because the birds are singing and it is so pretty!  Can we do all of that stuff, dad?
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I need five dollars Courtney.  Ya know, I have a ball pit and I need more balls. So I am explaining that I need more balls. Ya know?
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Let's go to the BotaniFul gardens!  It is so beautiful there!
  (He was mixing the words "botanical" and "beautiful" together!)
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Me: Hunter do you want to play baseball?
Hunter: Yes!  But I only want to play it at the Cubs game.
Grancie:  Oh! That would be wonderful. You need to practice hard and then you can play there!
Hunter: Yes, I want to play there.  We will be with God there.
Me: *dying laughing- We will be with God there?
Hunter: Yes, I want to play at the Cubs game and we will be with God.

Yes, Son, Wrigley field IS close to Heaven.  :)
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Daddy was tucking Hunter into bed tonight, and Hunter was squirming around as usual.  Then, this happened.
Hunter: Daddy, rub my belly.
Daddy: okay. (proceeds to rub belly)
Hunter rolls over, sticks his bottom in the air and farts.
Hunter: Do you smell that daddy?

--> Mommy and Daddy try not to laugh...

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Sister just learned me how to sing this song!!
(He meant "taught" but didn't know that word!)
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Me: Oh!  That 18 wheeler is from where I was born! It says Las Cruces on the side of it.
Hunter: Mommy, you were born in that truck??
Me: OH! No Hunter, I wasn't born in that truck. I was born where that truck lives.
Hunter: Mommy, Whose belly were you in?
Me: I was in Grancie's belly.
Hunter: WHY were you in Grancie's belly?
Me: Because she is my mommy!  I am your mommy and you were in my belly. She is my mommy and I was in her belly!